Tuesday, March 23, 2004

Velvet Smooth: *wipes tears away* Oh man, was this one ripe! Owen Watson's (billed as Wat-son, I think, for some reason) creation. Well, O.K., he didn't directed it, but come on, like anyone's gonna remember this for anything other than his hilarious choreography. Jumpsuits, primal screams at just the right moments, and even footage played at double speed to add tension to the chase (I'm assuming that was intentional, but Lord knows; the quality of this DVD was anything but "superior"); who could ask for anything more?

It had the longest musical interlude I've ever heard, the cleanest head wound I've ever seen (fatal head wound, no less), the tastiest lookin' blood I can recall (raspberry jam, yum-yum)... They even had a casino consultant on the set, and boy did it show. :-) It was a riot! Reading blogs at work? Click to escape to a suitable site!
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